Showing posts with label Grand Moff Tarkin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grand Moff Tarkin. Show all posts

Monday, December 21, 2015

Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars (1977)

Darth Vader is supposed to be the main villain of Star Wars, but I say that’s just because he wore a scary mask. Tarkin was the one who ordered the slaughter of billions of people, but nobody ever brings up Tarkin. The lesson here is, if you’re a mass murdering scumbag and you’d like to burnish your legacy, stand next to a guy wearing a scary mask.