Monday, December 21, 2015

Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars (1977)

Darth Vader is supposed to be the main villain of Star Wars, but I say that’s just because he wore a scary mask. Tarkin was the one who ordered the slaughter of billions of people, but nobody ever brings up Tarkin. The lesson here is, if you’re a mass murdering scumbag and you’d like to burnish your legacy, stand next to a guy wearing a scary mask.

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