Sunday, October 04, 2009

Megan Fox in "Jennifer's Body"




So are we all still in love with Megan Fox, or are we deep into the backlash yet? I can't keep track. A couple of months ago all I read was nice things about her, but now apparently everybody hates her. Somehow over the summer she went from being universally adored to being some kind of enemy of the human race.

We males supposedly see attractive women only as sex objects, but that's clearly not true. Eventually we look past that to appreciate a woman's character. Specifically, our feelings of attraction to a famous woman we're never going to meet can result in feelings of shame and inadequacy, which then have to be medicated with scorn and derision. So in a short period of time we go from, "Dude, that Megan Fox is so hot" to "Dude, that Megan Fox is a total bitch".

What complex, enigmatic creatures we are!

Time: 1 hr.

3 comments:

ant'ny said...

Dude--*love* the neck cordss and the lower lip, especially. Ka-ZAM! This seems to be the distillation of Ms. Megan. Nicely done!

daveed said...

I have 'met' women as attractive at her. At moderately upscale strip clubs. And guess what? They're just as annoying when they actually speak, too...

Anonymous said...

The essence of a shrill shrew, no doubt. The older I get, the less cache looks alone have. The idea of having to deal with a 20-somethings ego and maturity issues is just tiresome now.